An Airlift To A Third World Paradise

(Author: Melvin Polatnick | Article Views: 12 | Word Count: 843 | Published: Sep 14th 2007)

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There are countless retired men on small pensions that would like to have a great sex life but can’t afford it. This is because the expenses that go along with dating an attractive female in the western world are too high. They have no choice except to make love to a homely female hoping to be turned on---but this rarely happens. Besides that, homely females are also expensive. Many times they are just as demanding as attractive women. Things have gotten so bad that even old women require that you wine and dine them before taking you to their bedroom. Most poor pensioners have given up their search for an affordable sex life and have become recluses. But with an adventurous spirit and just a few bucks to spend they can still get what they want. Only they would have to travel to a third world village where the women are extremely affordable.

There are close to a billion attractive women in the third world that are poverty stricken and are often homeless. There is no way for them to earn money and they are abused and made pregnant by unemployed men. They can do nothing but pray that their situation will change. Millions of them are begging for a western lover that will help relieve them of their financial misery. The internet is flooded with their pleas. There is hope for them, because what they have to offer is desperately needed in the western world. They possess what most men want in a woman. This waste of natural resources will end when millions of love starved men from the western world will arrive and flood their villages with financial aid in exchange for love.

It is no secret that wealthy men control most political events. They also control the variety of beautiful women that volunteer to live in their harems. It is impossible for a rich man to be alone in a world full of money hungry women. Bodyguards have to be hired by rich men to keep crowds of women away. It is said that each wealthy man fathers thousands of children and enjoys his fertility without any responsibility. Do those fortunate men want to help the poor pensioner who has no choice but to make love to an old or homely woman? Or the poor guy who has to stay home and masturbate? The answer to both questions is NO.

A new type of Berlin Airlift has to be formed. This is the only way to transport the estimated three hundred million sexually frustrated pensioners in the western world. The planes should be loaded with poor and horny men with their small but big enough pension checks. They will be dropped off in third world villages and set free to rescue money hungry women from poverty. This will be a fair trade that will create a heaven on earth for poor women and horny men. Any guy who is tired of the high cost he is paying for western women can join the airlift. This whole operation will be the biggest humanitarian effort in the history of mankind

The Idea of a government sponsored airlift to third world villages would be welcomed by poor and horny pensioners, but it will be ignored by rich and sexually content men. Since the rich control political decisions the airlift of the love starved pensioners won’t be quickly begun. Women in the western world will also be against the mass departure of men to a less expensive area of the world. They have become accustomed to being lavishly wined and dined and it would be a nightmare for them if potential dinner dates were leaving the country. The airports would be blockaded by millions of women that would not let the airplanes take off. There would be no way for the love starved pensioners to depart. The National Guard would have to be called out to open the runways. There would be chaos at the airports.
One of the problems with this humanitarian effort would be the anger of the unemployed natives, because many of them would be replaced by the pensioners as lovers. In some cases they might resort to violence against their competition. But law and order will soon be established and the jealous male natives will have to learn how to increase their income or remain without women.
The great idea of poor pensioners being transported to third world villages under government protection cannot be swept under the carpet. Sexual needs are great and are too important to be ignored. Many will not wait for the airlift to begin. If necessary they will hack their way through the jungles of the world to meet the woman of their dreams. The rest will vote for the politicians that offer them an airlift to a paradise where there is a better and less expensive sex life. Until then the billions of financially and sexually frustrated people will have to patiently wait for the airlift to begin.
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